Pi Day and a Little Play

OK. I have never done a Pi Day Piece. Why? I have no idea, but I have to say I am a bit miffed every time Pi Day rolls around. Why don't I get at least a little love? You know, maybe just a passing mention in some mainstream media? I mean - GEEZ - it is tough to be the cool guy on Pi and never get even a mention on perhaps the most in your face Pi Day of the year, 3.14.

So ta' heck with